Jumper Rating System: Does your jumper pass muster?

In my last post about the homemade jumper I realized a few things about jumpers' relative values, depending on several important features.  Thus, naturally, it seemed necessary to create the Jumper Rating System.

Does Your Jumper Pass Muster?  Find out by answering these simple questions.

1.  Is your jumper roomy enough to see you through at least 7 months of pregnancy?

A) Yes, definitely  

B) More like 3-5 months

C) My jumper gets restrictive after a plate of fries

2. Is your jumper made out of some under appreciated, natural-fibered fabric  like corduroy or linen?

A) Yes

B) Does polyester count because of the under appreciated bit?

C) No

3.  Is your jumper long enough so that it could never under any circumstances show off your lovely toned thighs, and people have to take your word for just how lovely and toned your thighs really are?

A) Yes, and yes they are lovely, thank you for noticing

B) No, my jumpers sometimes confuse themselves for shirts

4.  Does your jumper have big gaping pockets that fit your whole hands?

A) Yes, and my cell phone, keys, and cash.

B)  No, that's why I carry my purple Guatemalan woven nap-sack

C) No, and that's not a very nice joke about purple Guatemalan woven nap-sacks

Scoring:  If you haven't already guessed my leanings, 5 points for every (A) answer, 3 points for (B) answers and 1 point for (C) answers.